“I can’t hang out with him anymore!” she said.
“Why not?” I asked. I thought things were going great with them. Maybe they were going to be starting a new relationship or something. I mean, that’s what people do, right? They are either getting in, maintaining, getting over, or avoiding relationships.
“Because he makes my insides do funny things!”
“You mean you have butterflies in your stomach?”
“Ew!” she yelled, appalled. “Gross! I do NOT eat butterflies!”
“No, no… I mean, he… ya know… gets your panties wet.”
She looked at me quizzically. “What would he be doing wearing my underwear?”
“I’ll try again… he makes your head spin!”
“That is just morbid!!”
I gave up.