LIC 2013 link: http://quantalusions.blogspot.com/2013/04/life-in-color-2013-in-austin-tx.html
Hello world, it's me again! Two years later, I finally attend another Life In Color. Once again, just two of us ended up going. Starring Shaniqua and me.
Sometimes Google Maps just doesn't like me. Particularly on LG G2 phones. It lags quite a bit. We ended up taking a right turn, and I thought we had plenty of time and space, but the turned ended up being a LOT sharper than I expected. Nonetheless, it made me feel like this badass race car driver, or like a Duke of Hazard's stunt driver or something. I felt the wheel start locking up, I gave Jasmine (my truck) a little bit of way to do her own thing. We hit a pot hole, and started swerving the other way. Again I gave Jasmine a little be a lee way. But we were heading to a ditch, so I coaxed her a little to the left, and she skidded , a bumping kind of skid, dust flying everywhere since it was a dirt-and-gravel kind of road. We ended up on the wrong side, but I finally got Jasmine to straighten up.
Needless to say, Shaniqua was freaking out, but I felt like a rockstar in that moment! And then.. there was the popo.
We got pulled over, and I flashed back to eleventh grade. I'm sitting in my truck after hours in the park when a cop pulls up. He sees the two of us ladies sitting there together and starts flirting with us. Typically cops makes you leave the park, they kick you out. This time, however, he commented on us being a couple and then just left us alone.
Flash forward to the story.
I rolled down my window and the cop started asking questions. Shaniqua was quiet, looking wide-eyed at me, and about to burst. So I simply explained to him. I was groping her and lost control of the truck for a moment. I mean, look as those boobs! You would've lost control, too! He nodded, gave a little lecture, gave me a little high-five when Shaniqua wasn't looking, and let us off with a warning.
Two turns later, we arrived at the party, parked, and before we got out of the truck, Shaniqua looked over and saw something that made her stop...
To Be Continued...